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Transitive Property of Football
With all the griping about the BCS, everyone and their grandma is pissed off about Nebraska making it to the Rose Bowl. Afterall, they lost to Colorado, #3 in the BCS, just a couple weeks ago. And it wasn't just a loss, it was a BIG loss. Oregon has some gripes too. They also have but one loss, and unlike Nebraska, they won their conference. But then I remembered something from Algebra: the transitive property of inequality, which basically states if something is bigger than another thing which is bigger than a third thing, the first things is also greater than the third thing (in case you're confused, since 5 is greater than 4 and 4 is greater than 3, 5 is also greater than 3.) SO applying this to football, get ready for you're new Rose Bowl match-up. Undefeated Miami vs. ... 1. Colorodo (10-2) The beaters of Nebraska have a good case. But unfortuantely, Colorado has two losses, including one to... 2. Fresno State (9-2) They looked like the Cinderella team of this season, especially after early wins over Oregon State, Wisconsin and Colorado. But Wisonsin and Oregon State ended up sucking, plus, Fresno State picked up a loss against... 3. Boise State (8-4) O.K. I really don't know much about Boise State. They're from Boise, Idaho, and they beat Fresno State. That much I know. I also know that they have 4 losses, including one to... 4. Louisiana Tech (7-4) Another team I know jack about. They are from Louisiana though, the state that produced LSU, who we can all blame. ~Tijkova "There will be no one left to worship us. . ." Gesthal, FF6 "Run, run, or you'll be well done!" Kefka again "Zemus, or should I say Zeromous, I will cast you back to where you belong." Golbez, FF4 "You got whacked 'cause you're weak." Magus, Chrono Trigger "I thought you were all feeding the worms." Mog, FF6 "Prince Ralse... yeah, so? I hate him! Everyone does." "Maria" (Celes), FF6 "Reeve, flush your personal problems with the rest of your crap!" Heidegger, FF7 "Hold on to your drawers and don't piss in 'em!" Cid, FF7 "There's more girls here than grains of sand out there. I can't keep track of 'em all." Edgar, FF6 "Leave us. The dog eats strangers..." Shadow, FF6 |
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